COMPLETE GUIDE TO COWS
______________ | D.A.B.'S | (__) (__) (__) (__) | USED | (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) | COWS | /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ |____________| / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ______||_______ | EASY CREDIT | (__) (__) (__) (__) |_____________| (uu) (uu) (uu) (uu) || /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ || / | || / | || / | || / | || || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||W---|| * ||w---|| * ||V---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow laden Same cow Nancy Reagan-type with milk after milking cow with milk (___) (___) * (___) (___) (o o) (o o) \ (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | ||O | ||O / | ~#>-+|O * ||,---|| * ||@\--|| ||,---|| * ||,----| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Bull Same bull after Rotc bull after Red-blooded American Bull seeing above cow seeing other bull shooting the Rotc bull (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/-* /-------\/ /-------\/ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ / | || \ )*)(\/* / * / | || * ||----|| * \ |||/)|/()( ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ \/|(/)(/\/(,,/ \)|(/\/|)(/\ Cow munching Grass munching Cow in water Cow in trouble on grass on cow (__) (__) * (__) * (__) (oo) (oo) \ (oo) | (oo) /--------\/ /-oooooo-\/ \-------\/ \-------\/ * o| || * ooooooooo o o| || / || ||----|| ooooooooooooo ||----||>==/-----|| ooo^^ ^^ ooooooooooooooooo ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow taking Cow in deep Cow getting the shit a shit shit kicked out of her (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow at Freshman Cow Freshman Cow start of school After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms /\ __ / \ || (__) (__) \ / (_||_) SooS (oo) \/ (oo) /------S\/S /-------\/ /S /-------\/ / | || / | || / S / | || * ||----|| * ||----||___/ S * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ This cow belonged Ben Franklin owned Abe Lincoln's to George Washington this cow cow (__) * (__) (oo) \ (oo) /------\/ \-------\/ /| |/ | | ==$ || / | [) || ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Old "One Arm" belonged This cow is obviously to Ceasar's Palace Hugh Hefner's Heifer (___) (__) (__) ( O ) (oo) (oo) /-------\ / \/--------\/ / | ||V | | * ||----|| ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ The cyclops that Jason and This cow lived with the Argonauts met had this cow Dr. Doolittle (__) (__) [##] (@o) /-------\/ /-------\/ /------- (__) / | || / | || / | || (oo) * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|---\/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ This cow belonged This cow lived with This cow belonged to to Flash Gordon the Little Rascals the Headless Horseman (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight (__) (__) (oo) (__) (oo) /\/ (oo) /-------\/ /--/-- \/----- / | || / | `-. / | `-. * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Cow-vertible . . . (__) *_ *_ ( oo *_ \ (__) \ /\/ \ (__) \.----( oo____ \.-/----._____ \.( oo___\____ ||____\/____ \ ||__________ \ |_\/________ \ OO `OO OO `OO OO `OO Cow-vette Cow-vertible (of cowrse) * (___) * (___) (__) \ (o o) \ (o o) (oo) \-------\ / \-------\ / /-------\/ ________ | ||O | ||O / | ||_|/ O _______ ||,---|| ||,---|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ Twins Cow Catcher (__) (__) [@@] ? (__) ? (__) (oo) <=|^^|=> ? (oo) ? |\/|(oo) /-------VV /--------- \/ /-------\/ /--| \--\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cownt Dracula Francownstein Where Cow Cow bird Cow Cow (^^) ( (oo) (__) (oo) ) (OO) (oo) /-------==--- /------\--/ /------|||||| / | || / | || / | UX` \||/ * ||----|| * ||----|\O---< HONK! * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^^ Groucho's Harpo's Karl's cow cow cow (yes, that's the Russian symbol. Use your imagination.) O__O \_|_/ (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow at Disneyland Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty (__) (__) ^^ (oo) (--) ^^^^ /-------\/ /-\/-\ ^^^^^ / | || /| |\ ^^^^^ * ||----|| ^ | | ^ ^^^^^^^^ ====^^====^^==== | | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/ /----\ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^ * ^ Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale (What a bod, huh guys?) )\ (__) / \ (oo) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cow trying out for a part in the new JAWS movie * (__) \ (DD) \ /-------\/ |\ / | ||_\_/ \ | \ (__) * ||----| \\|| \(oo) ^^ ^ \||\ \\/ Cow chugging brews and staring at ^^ \|| sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale \\ || \\|| \|| ^^ / / / / / / / / / / / \\_ / / / / / / / / / / / / \_ / / / / / _______ / / Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen / / / / | \ / / / / / (__)| / / / / / (oo)| / / ( @@@ ) /-------\/ | ( @@ ) (------------) / | ||^_| @@ (__) ( *>COUGH<* ) * ||----| @@ (oo) . . . ( *>COUGH<* ) ^^ ^ /--UU--\/ (____________) / | || Cow sheltering from English Weather * ||---|| (New) Jersey Cow O O O O \ \ / / \ \ (__) / (__) \ \ (xx)/ (DD) \ +--------+\// /-------\/ \| | / / | || +--------+ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull" o==+-- | |\ \ | | \ \ ____________________ | \ \ \ | | | \ \ \ | +------------+ | | \ \ \ | | (__) | | | \ \ \| | (oo) | | | \ \ | | o\ .\/. | | | \ \| | | \/ \ | | /---\ \ | +------------+ | / \ \| | | | | | \ / | | \---/ | | | | -------------------------- ( ) -------------------------- Cow-struction worker. | /---\ : = : : : :,','. '. : :---\ ..,,,',.',',;,'.';'.'.'.,.'.'..:. : : Cow town after a visit by the cow-struction worker. o o |__| (__) (__) (oo) (oo) =(oo)= oo /-------\/ /-------vv /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ bill bixby bela lugosi boris karloff claude rains male relative cow cow cow cow x xxxx|xxxx xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx | // (__) // (__) (__) (oo)// (oo)===(oo) /-------\// /-------\/ \/-------\ / | |// / | || || | \ * ||----| * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Julie Andrews Cow Siamese cows o o (__) ^ \ / (oo) / \ / _____\/___/ (__) \__/ / /\ / / (oo) _______(oo) ^ / * / /---------\/ /| ___ \/ / ___/ / | x=a(b)|| / | { }|| *----/\ * ||------|| * ||{___}|| / \ ^^ ^^ ||-----|| / / ^^ ^^ ^ ^ Mathematical Television This cow does Disco Cow Cow (That's what comes of (developer of (Cow-thode snorting cow-caine) cow-culus) Ray Tube) o | [---] | | | | |------========| /----|---|\ | **** |=======| /___/___\___\ o | **** |=======| | | ___| |==============| | | ___ {(__)} |==============| \-----------/ []( )={(oo)} |==============| \ \ / / /---===--{ \/ } | ----------------- / | NASA |==== | | | * ||------||-----^ ----------------- || | | / / \ \ ^^ ^ | / ---- \ ^^ ^^ This cow jumped over the Moon (__) ([][]) "I have this recurring dream __\/_--U about golden arches.".. (__) /\ \__ ^ :..("") /\\\ / / //\ ____\_____\/ // /----^/__/\ /\ // \\/ \___ / // \\\____/--\-- // /-/__________/ // /====== \/ =======/==============// *_/ / \ /^ // / \\ / \ ^ // \\ Psycowlogist and patient (___) \^^^^^^^^\ (__) (o o) \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo) \ / *-----\_______\/\/ \--O--/ ^_______/ --- \______^ // -----\ ^--------\ \S/ /\_____^ \\/_^{} /==V===[] \______/ \_____\\// \__/ It's a bird... //\\ The Boss It's a plane... // \\ (Bruce Holstien) // // ^^ ^^ ================== _____________________________ H H | |-------------| H (__) H | | ________ | H (oo) H __ | COWNTY | | (|__|) | | H / \/ \ H / \ | JAIL | | |oo| | | H | | | | H | STOP | | | |__|\/|__| | H D===b=----- H \ __ / | | o | H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H || | | ^ | H H || | | ] | H H || | | | H H || |_____________|_____________| H H || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^ Some cows get in trouble... Cattle Guard ( ( ) ( ( ) ) ( ( ) ( / ) ( ( \\ ) ( | // ) | | (__) | | (oo) (__) | | ----\/ ______(oo)_____ | | || ( _)_______(__) ) **| | ---|| \ __________/ ``'---------^^ Cow Hide Cow Pie \ | / ___________ ____________ \ \_# / | ___ | _________ | | \ #/ | | | | | = = = = | | | | | | \\# | |`v'| | | | | | \# // | --- ___ | | | || | | | | | | | #_// | | | | | | | | \\ #_/_______ | | | | | | || | | | | | | | \\# /_____/ \ | --- | | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | | | \# |+ ++| | | |^^^^^^| | | | || | | ^^^| (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H |_ |^| | |||| | |^^^^^^| | | ( ||| ) | # ^^^^^^ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/ /_____ | | |||| | | | ||||||| | `v'- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ | ||||||| | || |`. (__) (__) ( ) (oo) (oo) /---V /-------\/ \/ --------\ * | | / | || ||_______| \ * ||W---|| || || * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Cow Town" \ (__) (__) \\(oo) (\/) /-----\\\/ /-------\/ / | (##) / | || * ||----||" * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ This cow plays bagpipes. Cow from Beijing (__) (__) (__) (\/) ($$) (**) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | 666 || / |=====|| / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Satanic cow This cow is a Yuppie Cow in love (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-'''''-\/ /-------------------\/ / |'''''|| / | || * ||''''|| * ||----------------|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow in Argyle Stretch Cow * ** ** * ** * * * ** * / / \ * * \ \ / \ / / (__) * / / \ \ (__) \ \ /--------(00) / (00) / / / | |( ) \ /-------\/ \ \ * ||---- ||() / / | || / / || || \ \ * ||----|| \ \ ^^ ^^ / / ^^ ^^ / / Cow Chewing Marbles Cow in Heat (___) (o o) /------\ / (__) (__) / ____O (oo) (oo) | / /----\----\/ /-------\/ /\oo===| / || / | || | || *||^-----|| * OO----OO * ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowt in the Act low rider cow (__) \__\ (__) (oo) o (oo) (oo) /-------\/ ____\___\/ *+-------\/ / | || / | || ||______|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO OO Detroit cow Mustang cow pickup cow (__) (__) \_||_~ (oo) (oo) (*||*) /---------------\/ /----\/ /-------\||/ / | || / || / | || * ||------------|| *-||----|| * ||----|| OO OO OO OO OO }{ li-moo-cow fastback cow teenager's cow ____ (____) .xxxx. (__) '(oo)` (oo) /-----'-\/ ` /-------\/ / | |============> / | || * ||----| (~) * ||----|| ~~ ~ ~~ ~~ Moo-ammar Cowdafi holy cow armed and dangerous (___) (___) (o o) (o o) /-------\ / /-------\ / / | ||O / | O~ ||O * ||,---|| * ||,---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ A Bull A-bomb-in-a-bull No-bull (---) ( ) /-----\ (___) | | (o o) | | | (-----) \ / | | | / / \ O | * | * | O | ^^ ^^ ----- Coward Phone Bull _______________________________ }__{ / Send YOUR cow pictures to \ (00) ( dbader@scarecrow.csee.lehigh.edu ) :****** \/ ==='\________________________________/' : # ## ##****## "" "" | | | | * | | (__) | | \ (__) | | (oo) | | \ (oo) | | /-------\/ | | -----------\/-- | | / | || | | ----| |--- | | * ||----|| | | -------- | \______^^____^^___ | \_________________ | _________________ | _________________ | / | / | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ / \ Cow perched on a tree. Cow attempting to fly off tree. | | | | | | | | | | | \_________________ | _________________ | / | | | | | | | | | | | | (__) | | *---------(..) / \ ^^----^^\/ The attempt results in an udder disaster. . /\ . . : (__) . / \ . . : (xx) / \ . . * : __------\/ / \ * : * ||____|| | (__) | . . ** : / | |\ . /| (oo) |\ ** : / | /\/\ | \ . . * : Hamburger . / |=|==|=| \ . * : . / | | | | \ . : / USA | ^||^ |NASA \ . : * (__) |______| ^^ |______| . : \ (oo) . (__||__) . . : \-------\/ . /_\ /_\ . . . : 8-| || !!! !!! : ||----|| : ^^ ^^ The cow that jumped over the moon. : Flying Cow ...---... ../ / | \ \.. ./ / / | \ \ \. / / / | \ \ \ / / / | \ \ \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | / \ | /(__) \|/ (oo) /---++--\/ / | || || * ||-++-|| ^^ ^^ Cow surviving attack by Red Baron ..---.. (__) / \ (oo) | RIP | /-------\/ | | / | || | | * ||----|| | | ^^ ^^ | | \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\///////////////// Elvis's Cow... ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile??? (__) (oo) /---+ +--\/ / | | | || * ||-+ +-|| ^^ ^^ * David Copperfield's Cow David Copperfield's other Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || -^^- || | \ * ||---- -^^- || * ^^ ^^ (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ / | || || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Barnum's Troupe of performing cows (__) _--------_ (oo) |__________| BIG /-------\/ XXXXXXXXXX MAC / | 007 || __________ * ||----|| |_ _| ^^ ^^ -------- Cow licenced to kill Enemy Cow after having met previous cow The cow that didn't jump over the moon. ------------------------ ! ! ^ / \ Hey diddle diddle /___\ The cat and the fiddle |= =| The cow blew up on the | | launch pad... | | ROCKET, | | TAKING OFF | | TOTALLY \\ | | OBLIVIOUS TO ||||||> | | THE FACT THAT // | | THERE IS A | | COW ON THE | | LAUNCH PAD /|##!##|\ / |##!##| \ / |##!##| \ | / ^ | ^ \ | | / ( | ) \ | |/ ( | ) \| (( )) (( : )) (( : )) (( )) (( )) ( ) . * . _ _ * * \\ *= // COW BLOWING \\ \\ =* // UP,ON THE ||||||>> * * ( __ ) LAUNCH PAD // * * * . _ (oo) * // *= *= * BOOM * () // *= * * * ==* \\ ________________________________________________ = * \\ ============================================== // // !! \\ \\ // // || \\ \\ (__) (oo) /'^^^-m (__) / '' ` ) (oo) o /| /|/|_ | /| / \/ / / _ / | | | | / _\===^ ___\_____/___ |_____|_| ___|__/ |/\ (___________(_) //|| || * ^ ^ * ww ww Mrs. O'Leary's Cow Cow'nt Dracula ____ ____ |+++++| |++++| ___ |++++| ____ |+++++| |++++| |++ ______________________ |++++| |+++++| |++++| |++/ /( )\ \ |++++| |+++++| __ | | |+| |-oo- | \______ |++++| |+++++| |++| -----(__)--| \__\/ _(__)_ \ ---------------------------------- o ( oo /_______________________| (oo) \ | __ | _/\_| | M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| | /oo| - Bleaurgh! |-| \\____ ------ )_ /| /\ -|_ \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0 _| * \/ * \ | __________________________________/ | W| \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ / / /\ \ \___/ \___/ / / \ \ ^^^ ^^^ Who you gonna call...? (__) (__) (__) (----------) (00) (-o) (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* ) /------\/ /------\/ /------\/ (----------) /| || /| || /| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| Cow w/ Glasses Flirtatious cow (winking) Cow after pulling an all-nighter * (__) (__) (__) (__) \ (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) \-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /| |\ / / \ / \ / / \ \ //||----||\\ * //------\\ * \\--// * \\----\\ ^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow walking Cow jogging Same cow Cow braking (__) (oo) (__) o * (__) \/ (oo)/ " | (oo) ____| \____ /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/ ---/ --** / | / | | *____/ |___// * ||----|| ||----|| //--------/ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ //__ Cow Cow pooing Cow marching standing Side Front Side back (___) Where's all the bulls! (__) (__) (__) (__) (O O)/ ( oo (oo) oo ) ( ) ^ _/\ /\_ ^ /\_| /\/\ |_/\ / \ \\/ O \// (___) ( -- \_ | - G'nite, and thank you for your support. Zzz z z z z z z z \O = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = ______ (__) | | (__) (oo) | | ($$) ----\/ /-----^^^^^^ /-------\/ || / | || / | IRS || ---|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Eric the half a cow The unknown cowmic Tax Accowntant (___) (___) (___) (0 0) (0 0) (0 0) \ / \ / \ / __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ __[_V_]__ /_________\===: /_________\===: /_________\===: \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ \OOO---OOO/ Cowed Forces \ _ / - ( ) - /\ / " \ /| | (__) (__) / | | (oo)\ ________(oo) /____| | \/| \ /| \/ / \/ | \ / |_______|| __(_______ |||__ \ * || || |__________| ||| ____\---* ^^ ^^ Thomas Edison's cow Cow hearing his master's voice ) ( _ (____) / \ (__) ==========I / = = \ ~ ==' `== (oo) \ |||||| I (-O--O-) ~ 8 O O 8 /-------\/ \ ||||| I ( ) ~ /------- ( ) / | ||__o=< \ |||| I /------- ||||||====== / | || \_/ * ||----| \ ||| I / | || \/ * ||----|| ~~ ~ \ || I * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Groucho Moo-x Chico Harpo ______________________ _______________________ | | | | | (__) | | (__) | | (oo) | | (oo) | | /-------\/ | |---\/ /----| | / | || | | || / | | | * ||----|| | |--|| * ||--| | ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ | |--------------------| |---------------------| Normal Cow 0 Cow modulo one 1 (__) (__) (oo) (oo) ______________\/______ ____ /-------\/ __ /___/___/___/___/___/_/| /___/| / | || _/_/| |___|___|___|___|___|_|| |__||/|* //-----|||_|_|| |_|___|___|___|___|___|| |_|__|/|^^ ^/|___|| |___|___|___|___|___|_|/ |___|_|/ |___|_|/ Cow in the GDR before... ...and after 9-Nov-1989 ______________(__)_________________ (__) /_______________(oo)_______________ / (oo) | \/ || \/ _|_ _|| || /__/_______________________________/__/| || ( ) ( )| || | |________________________________| | | || \_____________________________________/] /------- / [] [] [] / | || * ||----|| COW-CH ^^ ^^ Cowraffe * * \ / \ / /^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \/ / (__) \ +----------+ | (oo) ^^^^^^^^^^^\ | | | |^^^| \/. \\ // \_* |^^^| | | | |-----`//`====='\\-----| | | | | |-----//---------||----| | | | | |_ _ _"_ _ _ _ _ "_ _ _| | +----------+ ^||^ ^||^ || || "COWCH POTATO" +------------+ + | B A T E S | (__) o | (0x) ( ) |C O R R A L | (**) /| ---------- | \/ ( ) +------------+ \==/ / | |\ \ W------ | | ( ) v | ---------- *---- ====; ( ) | | (__) | \ / ( ) \ | (oo) | \ | ( ) \ | \/ | \+ | ( ) ---------- + ( ) Ice Cowbe COWBOOOOOM! | | o o Psycho Cow (with knife) (__) (oo) ------------------------- _______________________ /-------\/ - | Don't have a Bart, man! | |\ ^ ^ /| / | || ------------------------- | \ ^ ^ ^ / | * ||----|| |(_\ ^ COW-PIE ^ /_)| ^^ ^^ |(oo\ ^ /oo)| The Simpsons' cow | \/ \ ^ ^ / \/ | |(__) \ / (__)| \ / \(oo)(_\ ^ ^ /_)(oo)| \_____________/ \\/ (oo\ /oo) \// /\___________/\ \ \/ \ ^ / \/ / Cow in / /\_________/\ \ \ (__)\ / (__) / trouble / / /\_______/\ \ \ \ (oo) \^/ (oo)/ / / / / (__) /\ \ \ \ \ \/ :(__)\// ___/_/_/_/_ (oo) \_\_\_\_\___ \ (__):(oo) / \ \ \ \ \ \/ / / / / / \(oo): \/ / \ \ \ \/_____\/ / / / \\/(__) / \ \ \/_______\/ / / \ (oo)/ \ \/_________\/ / \ \// \/___________\/ \:/ / \ / \ (__) (__) (______) (__) (oo) (oo) ( o o ) (oo) /--------\/ /^^^^^^^\/ /-----\ / /-------\/ ./ | | ./ {^)))))_} / | |\/ / | || |--W-----| ||`` || * ||----|| * (.)(.)|| | | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ cow before weight cow after Conceited Dolly Parton's loss program the program Cow Cow (___) ( OO ______ ______ _____\_ | ______ (__) ______ | | | | | |\O cowstle | | (oo)| | | |____| |____| | | |__\/_| | | | | | | | (__) | | | __________ | (oo) | __________ | | | | | \/-------\ | | | | | | | | ___ | ___ |_\_ | | | | | | (__) | |_| |_|_| |__|| |__| | (__) | | | | (oo) | | (oo) | | | \___\/___/ \___\/___/ | | | | | ( ______ ) ( / \ ) ( / \ ) ( | | ) | | | | | | | | |_________________________|________|______________| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ (__) \ \ (oo) / /---\----\/ / / | \ || * (__) / * ||---\-\\ \ ( OO / ~~ ~~ \---\___/\_|\=/> ^^ ^^ | \===/> \\_____// | /______/ / || | _________\\_\\_____/____________________ /\------\ ^ ^ / (oo) \ / (--) * / Cow Circus: The flying Cowlendas Cow Circus: Tightrope walking ______________________ | |\ | (__) | | | (oo) | | | \/ | | | / \ \ | | ///////// \_ \_/////// | | | / | | (__) | /++++++< | | _____(oo) |==/====|==\=\=========|=|===========================\\/ | * | \_\_ | | / | || _______O)-----^---------------\O)_________________*__||----||_____ cow-lliope in the circus parade * \ w \ w (__) \\ /\ // (oo) \\/ \// \/ | | (__) >--( )--< |(__)| (oo) / \ \(OO)/ .-\/-. >--- {} ---< //\/\\ <| |> v /\ v || || \ \/ / | (oo) | ||__|| |\/\/| \(^^)/ /^^ ^^\ /----\ | | / ======== \ / \ | | / \ /* * * \ / \/ \ |==============| /__*_*_*_\ | \ | \ / || || ^ / ^ \ ======== / ^^ ^^ * \ _____ / Cow balancing on ball Cowslip Cownilingus (__) -'`- "Here's (oo) ____________________ ( oo ^ mooing /-------\/ | | /\_|-- at you, / | |\ / | o o o o o o | | \ \__ _ kid!" * ||----| / ====================== | \___[' ^^ ^ || || | || Cowncillor his cowch |____|- | | ~ ~ (__) (__) (__) (__) humphrey cow-gurt (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \/ \/ \/-------\ / | || =================== || | \ * ||----|| || |--| |--| || ||----|| * ^^ ^^ -- ^ ^ ^ ^ -- ^^ ^^ (__) A game of cowntract bridge (oo) / \/ ____________ / \===^__| | ---------------------- _|___ /\ |______________| (__) | \-/ \-/ || | |=====| | | | (oo) | _|_ _|_ |__| | *I I| | | | /-------\/ ---------------------- I I^ ^ | | / | || | \-/ | | | | * ||----|| | _|_ |_| |_| |_| | wolfgang amadeus moo-zart ^^ ^^ ---------------------- Just a humble cownoisseur (__) (__) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__)(__)(__) (__) (oo(__)oo) (__)o) (oo)((__)(__)oo) (__)(o(__)o)(__)o)(__) \/(oo)\/ (oo)/(__)/ (oo)(oo)\/ (oo) \(oo)/ (oo)/ (oo) \/ \/ (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ a cownfluence _______ (__( .-< | | | (oo) | |___|___| ___\/___| |\_____/| | | | | | | | | |_______| >-' | | _ | _ | *----/\ /-------// |--(_)--| / \ / | || |_______| (__) / \ * ||----|| | | (++) ^ ^ ^^ ^^ |_______| \/ Egyptian Cow Marie Antoinette's Cow _ ________|@|________ | POLICE BOX | __ |---------------| (^\/^) \(:)/ |_______| / | \oo/ (o|o) || | || | | /-----\/ /-----\_/ ||-----|| | | /| | /| | ||__|__|| | | V ||----|| ^ ||----|| | ___ | | | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ | |___| | | | Vulcan Cow Klingon Cow | _____ | (__) || || (oo) --------- || ||----//\/ ---< Master? > || ||B-9 \ | --------- ||_____||______\| |_______|_______| ---------------- a Certain Time Lord's Cow (__) ---< EXTERMINATE!!! | ( ----0 ---------------- (___) "Moo have twenty _\/_ |===| seconds to comply." /oooo\---O ________\_/ / /oooooo\ | | | /oooooooo\ # ||______|| /oooooooooo\ || || /____________\ ^^ ^^ RoboCow a Dalek Cow __________________ ___________________ ___________________ /ine McBovine McBov\ /McCow McCow McCow M\ /ttle McCattle McCat\ /cBovine McBovine McB\ /Cow McCow McCow McCow\ /e McCattle McCattle M\ ------------------------ ------------------------- ------------------------- \ovine McBovine McBov/ \McCow McCow McCow McC/ \attle McCattle McCatt/ \McBovine McBovine / \w McCow McCow McCow/ \ McCattle McCattle / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ronald McDonald's Cows @ @ @@@ @ @@ @ Pffii @@@@ @@ ___________D @@@@@@ |________ | _______ (__) | / \ / ( oo /~| | __ \ / /\_|// | | / \ | | _/____/__| | | | | | | ___/-----------------_| (__) | / \ \ \ `(oo) | / \ | | |\/ | | O | / / __ / |----| |-----------/ \-\\\ (__) \ / | o | \\\ _( )_ ________\___/____________\__/____\\\_____________/_/__\_\____ Cow Express Suicidal Cow o _____________ /\ / \ [__] ( take off, eh! ) __ | \ / (oo) ----'\_____________/ \/----///\ /-------\/ */\______(xx) / | ||__| ( ) * ||----| U ^^ ^ Pro-democracy cow from Beijing Canadian Cow o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o ( ) o ( ) o ( ( o O ) ( ) ( ) ( o o (__) o o (__) o (__) o o (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) o (oo) o /------$$$$ o o /-------\/ o /-------\/ /-------\/ / | $$$$ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| o * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| o ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Santa Cow and his rein cows caught in a Montana snow flurry ___ _/...\ *==\ ________________ __________ (___) /::::::\ (/_\) / \ /| `(0 0) |:::::::_ (o o) | Moo, Moo, Moo | / | \ / /-----+-+--- \ / /\________________/ * |||----|||-/ * / | | | | 0 ___/ ||| ||| * | _ |_| _ | || --+_+- || Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cow -- -- | |_ | |_ /\ |____| |____| / O\ Santa Cows / , \ / O \ _ - ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ - _ -/ , \- / |~ |~ \ / O \ | |~ o| |~ o| | /, , \ / \ o| o| / / O O \ / \ / -/ , \- / / ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ / O , \ / / . / , O ,\ (__) /* *\ / ./\. / O , O \ (oo) /\ /\ .//.\. / O \-\/ **** **** .///\\\. ------------------|| (oo) (oo) ////\\\\. ||/ ||----|| /-------\/ \/-------\ || || ~~ ~~ /| || || |\ ~~ Merry Cow-ristmas * ||----|| ||----|| * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Christmas Cowols O O O O O * Moory Cowristmas! ___ /|\ _____________________| |_____ /||o\ /______________________________\ /|o|||\ ~ /________________________________\ /|||||o|\ ~~ #### || | |||||||||||| | || /||o||||||\ ~(oo) ||___|___||||||||||||___|___|| /||||o||||||\ /-------\/ || | |||||||||||| | || /|o||||o|||o||\ / | || ||___|___||||||||||||___|__ || | | * ||----|| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||oooooooooo| |ooooooo oooo~~oooo~~oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo |----------------------| /\ | | /\ /\/ \ | | / \/ / \/\ | | / \ \ | | ---------------------------- |______________________| \/ |----------------------| o-@@ |______________________| Minimalist Dead Cow ---------------------- Mark Rothko Cow /=`=^^^#&@^@&)|||><<><><> \|}}{}{}{() (&) ~~~~#*** (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | #\**^^//?<>.+|@@@\/---___ ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | \|}}{}{/?<>.+|@@*&(*$@))( /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | |@#)@(&*)($*I!?$>@$|$|$|$ ------------------------------------------------ (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | Jackson Pollock cow ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | ____________________ ------------------------------------------------ | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | (oo) | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | /-------\/ | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | / | || | ------------------------------------------------ | * ||----|| | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | (__) | | ^^ ^^ | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | ( oo | | Ceci N'est Pas | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | /\_| | | Une Cow | ------------------------------------------------ -------------------- Andy Warhol Cow Rene Margritte Cow oo -- \/ cow by night sleeping cow by night Chesire Cow II ( MOOOOOO ! ) II\ ________\ / II + (__) ..oo( Hey, there's a cow driving that car! ) |\ `v' \ + II (00) | \________|____\ \II\ \/-------\ | ( ( @ @ ) ) II + || ||\ (__) ..oo ( How can he ) |\|______\_O_/___| + II ||----|| * (oo) ( afford that? ) | \_______________\ \II\ ~~ ~~ \/--------\ \ (OO_##########_OO) II + || || \ (\(_____[PHIL]_____) + II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- (_) (_) \II II ~~ II ~~ II II--+--+--+-II-+--+--+--II+--+--+--+II--+--+- What cows think when people MOO at them /\\ ^ (__) (__) /__\\ | ( oo _ (oo) _ (o o) | /\__|( ) _ /-\/-\ / \ /\_/\ / | \==//=(_) *POW!* / \ | /|I I| | ==== | | ^/ |I I| | | | | | |I I| /| _ \ / \ | |I I| / / / \ \ __________\ | |_____| * || || \\ ^ *^ ||_ ||_ (_) cow giving forgiveness Moo-hamid Ali Cow Bell. (!!) _/\_ \_\ !!!!!!!!(oo) _______(oo) _________(oo) !/| \/ /| \/ /| Ferrari \/ !/ |______|| / |______|| / |________|| * || || * || || * || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Last of the Moo-hicans Mayflower cows Sports Cow (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /--------------- \/ / ------------- \/ / ( !S M T W T F! ) / ( |7 8 9 +| ) / ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) * ( |4 5 6 -| ) * ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |1 2 3 X| ) ( +-+-+-+-+-+-+ ) ( |C 0 = /| ) (+-+-+-+-+-+-+) ^---------^ || || || || || || || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "COWLENDAR" "COWCULATOR" /\ / \ __ ________ ------ DOCTOR _/__\_ |__| | |====| MOO/ /=(OO) (oo) * | v| \/ --/==-\/==\ /-------\/ |^^ *| / | \==|| \==\ /// / | || ------ * ||-|==|| \==\/==/ * ||----|| ~~ ///~~ \===/ ^^ ^^ Gallifreyan Cow Straight out of Cowllege (__) (oo) /-------\/ # # / | || \\ // * ||----||\ \\ // ^^ ^^ \ \ --- / \ | | | | | | | | | / \_/ \ (__) | // \\ <--(xx)--#- | // \\ /\ ___________\|/___________ Cow-a-flower Cow at butcher's party ___--------___ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ / . . . \ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |\/ . (__) . \/| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^oo^^^^^^^^^^^^ || . . (oo) . . || ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ |/\ . \/ . /\| ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ \___ . . ___/ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ --------- ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow in a haggis Cow on top of Ben Nevis ___________________________ | (__) (__) (__) (__) | * (__) | ( oo ( oo ( oo ( oo | \ (oo) _______| /\_| /\_| /\_| /\_| |________ \-------\/ | | | || | _____ _____ | ||----|| |___| |________________________| |____| (oo) (oo) |___| |___| Cow-pooling rollerscating cow __ o oo o (__) \||/ (__) (__) (___) (__) (oo) (oo) (o o) ( ) /-------\/ /-------\/ /$$$$$$$\ / ( /* ) / | || / | || / $$$$$$$|O | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||w---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Dairy-Air East Indian Cow Injun Cow Cash Cow ( ) (___) PRISON# # # # # ||| ||| (o o) # # # # #(_#) # (O O) /------------\ / # # # # #(o#) # /------------\___/ / | #-# # #/-#--#--#-\# # / | ||| * | ||| # # |# # #||# # / || ||| ||--------||| # *# |#--#--#||# # * ||----------||| ^^ ^^ # # ^# # #^^# # ^^ ^^ Orville Redencow The Bakker Cows (__) (__) / oo ______ / @@ ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| * | | ---- | | | | ---- | | \ | |_____ | |_____ \|________| *____/|________| CompuCow CompuCow After an All-niter (__) (__) / -- ______ / .\/. ______ | /\_| | \ | /\_| | \ | |___ | | | |___ | | | ---@ |_______| | ---@ |_______| | | ---- | | * | | ---- | | | |_____ \ | |_____ *____/|________| \|________| CompuCow Asleep at the Keyboard CompuCow Discovers Bug in Compiler \\ \\ \\ \\ / \ / \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \(__) \ \(__) *--> (oo) *--> (oo) / / \/ o / / \/ / / / / \ / o \ / \ / \ / // // // o // B-2 Stealth Bomber cow Stealth cow on bombing run ___ / \ ( ) Happy | \ |--| Mooosic! (__) | | \ /__ (oo) +----------+ __oo| \ / -\/ (__) |Steinway &|_ \/| | / || >----(oo)----> |___ Sons ___|_/ |__| * ------|| /-------\/ | | | / / | ^^ / | || o o o | | ||---- * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ Chopin'ing Cow TeX cow Steve Martin's cow (__) +=============================+ (oo) | F R E D ' S S A L O O N | ______ ______\/ (__)| +-----+ | __|______\__/____/\\[} (xx)| | ___ | |(__) / --- \\ --- \/ | |/=|=\| |(oo) |[] / \ \ / / \ | |==|==| | \/ | @ | \____/ | @ | | |==|==| | \ / \ / ------------------------------------ --- --- COW-ASAKI Cows behind bars __ _________ __ _________ ( V _ _ )_ ( V )_ / ( \o/ ) ) / //// ) ( \_O_/ \ ( (---) \ \ /O\ ) \ |moo| ) ( @ @ / ( (---) / (_____/\____) (_____/\____) o o o o o o (__) (__) /----(uu) /----(uu) *__/| \o==s *__/| \o==s /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) /\(* \| __ \\----==s \)) |/))* | \ )*\||/))// |/))* | \ )*\||/))// ~ ~\/--\*) ~ ~\/--\*) Dreaming Cow Cow Dreaming of Silage (__) o o * (__) (oo) o o \ (OO) /-------\/==o o \-------\/ / | || ____ [] | || * ||----|| |__| (/\)s==|----|| ~~ ~~ /__\ ~ ~~ Cow blowing bubbles. Cow kicking over lantern that started the Great Chicago Fire of 1885. __// \__ |\__|\ /^^^)^^/ ) ( \^^(^^^\ | 00 | /( _( ^/ \^ )_ )\ \---<( -- )>---/ / \ // | / \ | \ / \ \ |--| / / \ O/ \O // \ \__/ \--/ ( )/\ //\( ) ( ) /\ // \ /\ | | / / /W COW-TOW W\ \ \ -------- * \( )/ * || || \_ _// nn nn ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Cow after learning that the vice president has a (__) (__) (__) (__) lower IQ than he does (oo) + (oo) = (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ \/ (__, (+o) (__) (__)(__) (__) (__) (__) /-----#-----\' (oo) + (oo)(oo) = (oo) (oo) (oo) / | Cownucks|| \ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ \/ }}--------}} \ o == == -- Cownting... This cow plays hockey /. moo /`'\ . (__) MOO! ` / ./ \.. (oo) / ../ .' \. /-------\/ ../ / ../ \ / | || ./ ./ ./ \ * ||----|| ./ ./ \ \. -------^^----^^----- .../ ../ ../ \ \ / / / Ech-cow (echo) ________________ (__) ^__^ / \ (--)s ---mmmmoooooooOOOOOO! (oo) ( Milk is logical. ) __ \O// /-------\/ --'\________________/ / ==s)\_____ / | || *--/|_/-----/ OO COW * ||W---|| |__ __ II JOYRIDES ^^ ^^ O O o o / \-----/ \ Mr Spock's cow \__/ \__/ * . . , . . * . . . * \ / , (__) , , - * - ( . | . / \ , . \/ . - - . . / \\ , | , * * / /\\ . /\\ / . . * . / \\ . . _|_ , . , / , * | . , . * , . . . , . . . * . The Milky Way \ / ________________________________ \/ / \ (__) /\ | At times likes these you | (oo) O O | REALLY CoVet a proper surgeon! | _\/_ // O \________________________________/ * ( ) // O \ (\\ // o \( \\ ) o (__) ( \\ ) /\ (oo) ___[\______/^^^^^^^\__/) o-)__ /\/\ |\__[=======______//________)__\ Cocown (\==/) \|_______________//____________| \<>/ ||| || //|| ||| ||| || @.|| ||| (___) /^^^^^\ || \/ .\/ || /- -\ / MU / . . ( ^ ) __/______/ '.'.` \_O_/ COW-OPERATION Buddha's Cow (_ ~ - _) / ~ ( - - | =s O | * | O \ \ - | | \ | - - | ) Cow after one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters. (__) ---_ (__) _______________* (oo) /| \ (xx)-\ \ /-------\/ / |\ \_ (__) \/ /-\___________\--\ / | | * ||\ (oo) * ------ ~~ \____ \/ Boneless Cow No leg cow (ground beef) Two leg cow (lean beef) (__) (oo) \/ \___/ / / \\ (0 0) / /\\ \ / /\\ / v / / \\ | / <-------|-------> / * | |\ | / | \ / __|__ \\ \ \/ \/ / \\ \ \/ \/ / \\___\ \/ \/ / \\ __|__ / \\ \ / / / / \\ |\ /| / \\ | V | / / \\ | | / \\ | | / \\ W W \\ ===============================O=========== Stick Cow sunbathing =========================================== at Malibu wearing a O) O) special cow bikini. The dreaded cowtapult (__) (___) ** ((__)) (__) (__) (___) \\ ((oo)) (oo) ( ) ( ) \\------\\// | \/ | ( /*) | | || || | | || || | | |||----||| (___) ^^^ ^^^ Cows doin' it Cows doin' it \_* Cow during an FRONT VIEW BACK VIEW TOP VIEW Earthquake (( _ _ (___) (__) ( D\ (_)(_)____ (0 0) (oo) _______\__| | MOOTV____( /-------\_O---moo *-\/-------\ /| || _/\____/ / | || / || | \ / ||____| \/^ / \ * ||,---|| * ||-----|| * * || | O O ^^ ^^ \/|(/)(/\(,,/ ^^ ^ Romie mooed... while Julie ate. "Moo-vie Camera" (The Bard's barnyard inspirations) ______________________________________________________ | | _______ | | / _____ | | ACME MOO-VERS | / /(__) || | | ________/ / |OO| || | | | |-------|| | | (| | -.|| |_______________________ | | ____ \ ||_________||____________ | ____ ____ | /| / __ \ |______|| / __ \ / __ \ | | / __ \ / __ \ |\ \|| / \ |_______________| / \ |_| / \ |__| |___________| / \ |__| / \ |_|/ | () | | () | | () | | () | | () | \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ \__/ "The Moo-vers are here!" -- (__) * (__)* (__)* (__)* (__) *--- - (QQ) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (oo) \ (o-) - \------\/ \-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ ^^\-------\/ --- | | | // | // | // | || - ||()--|| ||------+ ||------+ ||------+ ||----|| oo oo ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Roller Cow Cows in polonaise -------------/ / / / / / / (__) ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Ship arriving too late to save a drowing cow (apologies to Frank Zappa) \ / ____ |\/| {___} \__/ \/ * \/ (oo) ( * ) (--) | O O | /-------\/ V /--------\Q/ /--------\/ \ / / | ||__| / | || / | || \**/ * ||----| * ||-----|| * ||----|| -- ^^ ^ -- -- -- -- Milkael Cow from Vulcan Smoking 1-eyed cow Cow w/ rabbit ears Cowbachev (*) (*) (__) ^ ^ (__) (oo) | | | @(oo)@ [..] | = | [..]@@ \ | U (-) | | | | (-) U @@@@ || ==<_\=====/_|______=_____|=|____________=__|____\====/_>== || || ) |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ( || ||___)==||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||==(___|| |\====| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |====/| | \ | | | | / | = * = = = = * = cows having candlelight dinner (___) (o o) ( ** ) __\_/__ |e e| //^^*^^\ \___/ \ / ____*===*______* / * \ (O O) OO * Givenchy *\ / | * | \ \ / | * * * \ \ |=====| / O /**************** * "|_____|" // ************* | | | Cow exclaiming || || \_/|| | | | "Holy Cow" || || || || |_|_| v| v| v| v| ^ ^ Haute Cowture COWNT |\ |[] |\ (__) | |[] |\ (--) | (__) | |[] |\ * _________\/ /| (o-) | (__) | |[] | (__) /,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (oo) | (__) | | __(oo) *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| (OO) | \===== |\/ | *--------------/,, ,, /_|_______\/ /| _|_/ \_ |===========| *--------------/,, ,, / | -//\-----/\\ o |===========| *----------------| \_/ \_/ o |===========| | ----------------- o |================| Cowazaki COW-WARD o o ______________________________ / \ ( Freisian a jolly good fellow! ) \________________ ____________/ ) ) () (__) // ( ) (__) (oo) / (___) ( __ ) /(oo)---\/ (o o) (oo) /-------\/ || \ /-------\ /-------/|||| / | ||----|| O|| | \ / | || ||| * ||----|| ^^ ||---,|| * * ||----|| | ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Two cows COW-ngratulating a bull Ayatollah Cow-manhi (__) |====| /--------------------/ (oo) \oo/ / | || / (__) /-------\/ /-------\/ * ||----|| /-----------(oo) / | ||----> / | || ^^ ^^ \/ * ||----|| * ||----|| ___/ ___/ ^^ ^^ Network Virtual Cow Cowcatcher (with separate frontend and backend) Cow waterskiing (Major league) /\ __ {__} _[__]_ (oo) /(oo)\ /-------\/ /------@\/@ / | + || / | |@@ * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Sacred Cow Zen Cow (eating grass) Hasidic Cow _____ _________________ / \ / \ ( 1+2=3 ) ( 1+SIN(2x)+COS(3x) ) \__ _/ \_____ __________/ (__) ( ( ) ) >(==) \\ // )__( /-\/-\ \ (__) / (oo) /( )\ (oo) \/-------* ^ ( ) ^ /-------\/ || | \ ( ) / | || ||----|| \ /----\ * ||----|| vv vv / \ \ ^^ ^^ ^ * ^ COWculator (2) Reverse Polish Cow Cow-a-bunga ^^ ^^ O (___) || * ||----|| | (o o) || \ | || (no-bull-ity) ---> % -\ /- || \-------/\ |\/| O | || (oo) | | | || ( ) / v-' || >< /==========| ( ) // || (oo) ,------._(__) || || /-------\/ * | \ ( oo || || / | || vv====>----=\/====vv |===========| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ COWTOW Bi-cow molecule (__) (__) () () _____| oo | |oo| ()() / | /----|-|__|-| (oo) / | / | || /-------UU /____________| * ||----|| / | || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ * ||w---|| Cow dressed up Cow dressed up ^^ ^^ as ghost as Frankenstein Eh, What's up Doc? for Halloween For Halloween (__) |\/| (__) (oo) (oo) >(==) __[_]__\/ /-------VV /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| --> . * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ Portable Cow Japanese model Lycownthropy Cow-a-bunga (2) (very handy) portable COW _______________________ |^^^^| ( Dammit, Jim, I'm a ) | | ( doctor, not a butcher!) @| Oo (---------------------)) (MM) | ._> (__) ) (oo) \ / (oo) /-------\/ /--------- /-------\/ / | || / | || / I * II * ||----|| * ||-----|| * II----II ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowabunga! Bart Simpcow Dr. Bones McCow ________________ (__) // (__)(__)||(__)\\ (oo) // (oo)(oo)||(oo) \\ /-------\/ // \\"\/""\/"||"\/"/ \\ / //____\\ / ============||=======\\ * // \\ (| |- ||- ||) |________|_____||________||/ *********** \-( O )----------( O )--/ **** *** --- --- *** * ****o Cowpool ****** *** *** * (__) *** *** (oo) ****** /-------\/___()~ / | || Cow jumping over the moon * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow smoking a pipe o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o (__) o o o o o o (oo) o o o o o o /-------\/___() o o o o / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow blowing bubbles from a pipe * * * o @ ~ * * * * , o * * * (__) * * * . * o (oo) * * ) . * /-------\/ * -(*)- ~ @ * / | || ( * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow star-gazing | \|/ ----*---- /|\ | (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow wishing upon a star ________ _______ (__) / \ (__) / \ (oo) ( Squeak!! ) (oo) ( !oMo! ) /-------\/ --'\________/ /-------\/ --'\_______/ / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ A Cow-mon Dyslexic Mistake Cow @@@@@ @@\0 0/@@ (o o) ___________________________ ** |U| ** / / / / ***( )*** / /__________/ / // \ / \\ / / // *** \\ / / ******* / / *********** / / *************** / 3.5" 135tpi / ******************* /__________________________/ ********************* ********************* Cow Stored as Binary Information. Cow Belle (___) (___) (___)(___) (o o) * (o o) (o o)(o o) /------\ / (__) \_(--) /------\ / \ /-----\ / ____O (oo) / (**)\ / (__)_O O___ \ ( )/----\----\/ ( / \/\ ) ( )(oo)--\---/--/( ) /\oo===| / ~ || \\ / /\oo==@/|| ~ \~ |===oo/\ | || ||~-----|| |||~~|| | || ||-----~|| || | * || || || ||| || * || || || || * ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Cows at a garden party * (__) . \ (oo) .' ...\------\/ '. (__) (__) . (__) || (__) (oo) (oo) . (oo)----|| (oo) /-------\/ /------\ / /-------\/ ^^/-------\/ / | || / | |\/ / | || \| || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| *><---->< ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Cow feeling Cow feeling Cow feeling pissed off pissed on pissed (__) * (__) * (__) ( ) (oo) \ (oo) \ (OO) ( ) /-------\/ ..\-------\/ \-------\/ ( ( ) / | || . | || / \\ ( ) ) * ||W---|| . ||----|| //------\\ ( ) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow about to Cow giving Cow who's just Cloud of dust where give milk U.H.T. milk seen a McDonalds same cow was before (__) (__) s * )__( (oo) (@@) s / (oo) /-------\/ /-------\=== (__) \--___--\/ / | || / | || /------(xx) | | * ||----|| * ||----|| * \ /\/ /\----/ \ WWWWWWWWWWWWW ^^ ^^ ===----==== ^ ^ ^ ^ Cow standing in Cow SMOKING Dead cow Mad Cow long grass grass (__) (__) (___) * (___) (00) (oo) (@ @) \ (* *) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\ / \-------\ / / | || / | || / | |O | |O * ||----|| * ||O---|| * ||O---|| ||@>--|| ^^ ^^ [__]. ^^ [__]. ^^ ^^ ^^ Norwegian cow Calf having Calf making Same bull after drink mistake calf went away (__) * (__) (__) (__) (DD) \ (xx) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ \-------\/ /-',',', \/ /-------\/ / | || | || ./,|',',',',' / | (+) || * ||----|| ||----|| |''''''| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ~~ ~~ ^^ ^^ Cow watching Cow having a Jersey Cow The "bummer of above bull sexual fantasy a birthmark" Cow
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