-\ /- '\/' (oo) _________ /------- \/ | \ /| ./ | , | - -X- - | |------| |/______\_| --|------|---------|------- /---------------------------\ / __ \\ // / \ __ \\\ /// / \ \\\\ Highland Cow ________ \ |########| \ |########| \ --------\ \ (__) | \ (oo) | \ ______________________ \/ | | | /+++\ o | | /+++++\ | ____ | ~ #/##\#~ \ | / To | | / ii \ \ | \ W.C.| | ~~ ~~ \ | ---- | \ | | \ | | In"cow"tinent \|------------------------ (__) (oo) /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ A well adjust(1)ed Cow (__) (oo) ^^ ^^ /-------\/ / | || * ||----|| An ass-sort(1)-ed Cow >ysP -"JlAe B x A compress(1)ed Cow awk: Usage: awk [-f source | 'cmds'] [files] An awk(1)ward Cow begin 644 cow M"B @(" @(" @("A?7RD*"2 H;V\I"B @+RTM+2TM+2U<+PH@+R!\(" @("!\ ;? HJ("!\?"TM+2U\? H@("!>7B @("!>7@H* end uuencoded cow __ _|__|_ (oo) /-------\/ / |===w=||_|OO ... .... (bullets,where w=gun) * ||----| ^^ ^ this is the cowboy-cow, in case u are wondering 'where the hell is the horse then ?', let me inform u that it too needs recreation and has gone to play man-shoes !! ___________________________ | | (__) \ | | (oo) | | | /-------\/ \____ Cow'ndom | | / | || ____) Use it to prevent AIDS | | * ||----|| / | | ~~ ~~ | | |___________________________/ /----------------------------------------------------------------------- |[] ________ ________ ------ ________ ________ ________ ------ __ / | (oo) | | (oo)| |[][]| |(oo) | |oo)(oo| |(oo) | |[][]| | | | _\/__| |___\/_| |[][]| |_\/___| |\/__\/| |_\/___| |[][]| |_ |--------------------------| |--------------------------------| |---- | | | | | +---/OOO==OOO\-------------======---------/OOO==OOO\-------------======---- Cow-st liner _-_ (__) [ ] (oo) /-_- \/-------/ || | ||----|| ~~ ~~ (__) * (oo) /-------\/ ~~____________________________________________ / | // ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| * ||------+ ||/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\|| ~~ ||\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/|| _-_ [ ] (__) -_-\ ( ) \-------- | || ||----|| ~~ ~~ Andrei Ag-cow-si (__)___________________________________________________________(__) (oo) (oo) \/_____________________________________________________________\/ Cowaxial Cable (__) (__) ( V V ) (oo) (>O O<) /-------\/ ( A A ) / | || /-------\/ * ||----|| / | || | \ | \ * ||----|| V> V> V> V> ^^ ^^ Tammy Fae Baker's cow Imelda Marcos' cow ++ ++ +||---||+ (__) | 1 2 3 | (__) (oo)O | 4 5 6 | (oo) /-------\/o/ | 7 8 9 | /-------\/__ / | |__/~~~~~~| * 0 # | / | |__\/ \~~~~~~~/ * ||----| +-------+ * ||----| \_____/ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ Cattle call Cow punch (__) / _ (oo) / / \ -\/-/ | + | /\__/_| (___) |___| / / (o o) (o o) | / /_______\ / /-------\ / \ _ / / |-,---||O / | ||O | | * || || * ||,---|| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow Ripken Bullemic Papal Bull ___ ___ \ \ \ \ (___) ___\__\__\__\__ (o o) | O O O O O O| --\ /----+-------------+-------/ | O / \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Steerage ___________________ ___ ( I MOO-ON MY WAY ) _|___|_ //~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ v v ( uu| ' / (___) \ /\_c| | (o o) | / \ C#=}~| \_\ /_/ | ) \ (___) _____ | O | | | o | (- -) / zzz | | | \ | | | /-------\ / ---<______/ /~~~\ [_] o ] / | ||O / \ | / \| * ||,---|| ~~|~~|~ L_/ | ^^ ^^ | | || || Bulldozer \ \ || || ID ID Le Bullet Russe Dick Tracy's Cow | ================================== | = = | = _____ = | = ______ / \ = | = / \ | \ = | = / ||\ (__) = |## (__) m m = (__) __ || \ (oo) = | ## (oo) / / = (oo) / \||(__) \/ = | ## |\/ / / = \/ (__) ||(oo) = | ## | / / m m = (oo) || \/ = | ## \ \ / / = \/ || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \ / / = || = | ## \-- = || = | ## | = || = | ## --* = || = |____________##_______________ = || = ## = || = ## = = ## = cow-cow nut = ## = = ## = = ## ================================== ## ## ## ## Cow-sine wave Cow tipping: Step 1. Step 2. (__) (--) /-------\/ O--------O_ / | || /| :: |_) * ||w---|| * O--------O ~~ ~~ * (__) ________ * * (oo) ====________| * * /-------\/ /\ / | || / \ * * ||----|| / \ ~~ ~~ / \ A Cowsmologist \ / _ /\ ` `_______ ` ` /\/______\/ / \ `/_/_|_\_\ ` | (__) /(`')\ ` |(__) ` *---|______(^^) /-------\/ ` |(oo) ` \/ / | || ` ` J \/ ` * ||----|| Cowt-of-order ~~ ~~ Cow in Bergen, Norway (Me-cow-nical failure) Cowloon (Rains 300+ days a year) (___) ________ .____ (o o) / \ ) / \ / --| UGGGGH! | / || O \________/ / / || / / || /_____/__, || *------'---------' ~~ Sitting Bull Bull's Eye _________________________ (___) / ...The President then \ (o o) / had to take into serious \ /-------\ / ----| consideration what implica- | / | ||O \ tions it would have for.../ * ||,---|| \_________________________/ ~~ ~~ Bull-etin from the White House. ________________________________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ %% %% %% %% || || || || || || || || || || _ (_) \o/ || || || || /|_|(_) | || || ____||______||_"_|_|_______/_\______||______||____ The Roman Cowliseum...where ancient Christians were fed to vicious beasts... _ | \ (___) | \ (__) (__) (~ ) *----|---------------(oo) (oo) (o o) | ______ |\/ /-------$/ /-------$/ |___/ /_____| / | ^^ || / | || / / \____/ / / * ||-----| * ||------| / > > / ^^ ^ ^^ ^ > > MacCow MosCow Stelth Cow * vv vv / ||____M__||/ || || (__) /\||_______|| (xx) (Xx) \/ (--) Cow by Georgia O'Keefe Dead Cow (__) (oo) \/ /\ __/---\ //\\ <__/-(__) o/||\o (oo) (oo) //o||\\\ /-------\/ /--\/ o///||o\\o / | || / -- || * ||----|| || ===== ^^ ^^ A Christmas Cow-el The Butcher of Baghdad Karen Cowpenter (Saddam Holstein) (__ (__) (__) | | (__) (oo) (--) (--) | | (--) /-------\/ /-------\/ /o /-------\/ | I \/-------\ / | || / | L |----< o / | D |--------| M | \ * ||----|| * ||----| / o * ||----| I I |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ | ^^ ^ | ^ ^^ | | Cow owned by Vincent Van Gough Teenage Mutant Ninja Cows \\ // \\( )// (__) (o o) ( ) /(oo)\ \ / (oo) / \/ \ / \ ##########\/ / /\ \ | | # ######## # / / \ \ \___/ * # ###### # | | | | // | \\ # # # # | | | | // \\ |___| |___| " " Mosscow Cowderoys Cow11 _____ <_____> ( ) (==) | (oo) __ /------\/- * /---*-.---\/ (oo) / | | \/| / |* . * .|| /-------\/ * | | * ||------|| : :: |===|===| ~~ ~~ ::----:: ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow w/ cowpox Boris Cowlile Cow on Graduation day / /\ / \/ (__) / \ | / || <`'> / \ | / (_||_) \/ /^ _____ ___ _____ __\||/__ #=======> | _ /(o o) \ | /xx\ | ( )==/ (_)------/---\ / \ __\xx/__| I____I | || /ww\ ,---( _ ) . ||----|| /| |\ / || \_=======|| oo oo |^ ^| || ^ ^ || heli-COW-pter == COW giving birth The Ninja Cow * (__) \ (oo) ________(__)_ \---------------\/ |COW-SIO (oo) | (_--_) | 0.0 | | _______\/ | /*__*\ |---------------| | |_________| | * __|(oo)|_ | C CE ^ - | | | \/--( \|==|/ ) | 7 8 9 + | | C = / * | | \ / | 4 5 6 * | | 7 8 9 - | \ \ | | | | | 1 2 3 / | | 4 5 6 + | | |-\ /-\ / | 0 . = | | 1 2 3 | ^ ^ ^ ^ | || | 0 . = | NFL Dallas "COWBOY" ||-----------|| |_____________| ^^ ^^ Cow-culater Cow-culator (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\//-------\/ / | || / | || /| || /| || * ||----||* ||----||* ||----||* ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ COW-comitant (__) (__) (__) (__) ($$) (&&) (YY) (%%) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ .. .. $& #Y USA'$ cow GB'& cow JP'y cow Bank'% cow _____________ | | | INDIANA 45 | | | | | PURDUE 52 | | |_____________| | ______|====\ \/\/\/ \\ \/\/ \\ \\ \\ (__) __ \\ (oo) /)(\ \\ * / \/_/~\__/ || \ / __/~ || \/ / || | _/ || | | || ~ ~ ------ Hoosier Cow . . . . (__) (___) . (___) . (oo) (o o) . (- -) . /-------\/ 5+2=? \ / . \ / . / ! !! Q.. Q.. * !!----!! ^^ ^^ smokin' cow waisted cow cow who cow'nts (__) (__) (00) ( ) /----------------\/ \/---------------\ / | | | | \ * ||-----------|| |||----------||| * ^^^ ^^^^ ^^^ ^^^ SIDE VIEWS | | | | | | | | | | * | ^^^ ^^^ BACK VIEW FRONT VIEW ^ (___) _- --/ - `\ ^ |*-*| _________/_________ ^____ _ \o/`-\ " /| \ / U | (__) ` /_| _ - \/\ | / |@@| | | // \/`--------.__/ | C/ | / \---/ //`---\/|| |/\ | || || || || || || || || Helicowpter Cool Cow (__) (__) | (oo) ($$) |__ /---------o*o /---------------------\/ /-------\/---|| / | || / | | | | | || / | | || * ||-----|| * ||--||--||--||--||--|| * ||----| -- ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cowterpillar Yuppie cow with Cow that was captured mobile phone. by head-shrinkers ((( )))) (( ( ))) ( ) I'm a cow, man ! ( ( ) ) ) ^^^^^ / ( ( ( )))) | | _/ ( ( / ) ) ) O O / ( ( \\ ) ) ) \ C / - ( : // ) ) ~ : : / \ : : O / | | \ : : ( | | ) : : \ \___/ / : : (__) W/ \W : : (oo) /|_n_| : : ----\/ / || || : : :: | () () : : ---:: * || || ------------^^ VV VV Newton's Cow (aka Mooton) Bart Cow __ >(__) This cow will make all those desisions for you by changing (oo) color according to the action you should take. /-------\/ / | || If this cow appears to be: * ||----|| ^^ ^^ GREEN: Yes, Go ahead MAGIC DESISION MAKING COW. WHITE: No, unless it is raining. AMBER: Buy a better monitor/terminal GRAY: Adjust your contrast/brightness control BLACK (on black): Turn terminal/monitor on. BLACK (on white): Lucky git! ANY OTHER COLOR: Send terminal/monitor to repairer's, quickly! /~~\ + ) ( \__/ O O ( o)\ ========== o_o_o * \o / / {__} \ (___) \ \/-----\ / (**) \ (___) \----- || \ \ \/ / (___) $ | --|| * \"mon / ( 00 ||-vv-- ~~ \ parfum"/ \_ | ~~ ======== \_o Pablo Picowsso Paloma Picowasso King Cowles II ______ ___________ : Oui? : : : _______ `v-----' : CORNED : : Nee! : (__) : BEEF : `------v' (oo) :_________: /-------\/ / : :: An exercise found in a text book of quantum * ::----:: mechanics: "solve the Schrodinger equation ^^ ^^ of a cow in a box. Please, pay attention on the boundary conditions!" Belgian Cow (__) (oo) /-------\/ / : :: (/\) * ::----:: /oo\ (__) XX======^^====^^==>> /-----/____\ (--) X US MISSILE >> / | || /--------\/ X Greetings >>> * ||----|| / \ | \__ X George >> ~~ ~~ * /__-------__| XX================>> ~ ~ Cow klux klan Cow resting Irakean Cow ___() COW ------------| o\ | )O-------------- MOO -----|____/ / \ / \ / (____) \ / \( ) \ / |\( ) \ / \ \( ) \ / \ \( ) X |\ \( ) / \ | \ \( ) / \ \ \(____) / \ \|_o_o_| / \ | | / \ | | / ___() \ -----| o\ \ cow chip | |O-------------- ~MOO BULL ---------- |____/ Cow Flop (new flip-flop, patent pending) ( ) ( ) \ / \ / \___/ \___/ (o o) (o o) /-------------\o/ /-------------\o/ / | || / | || * ||-,--------|| * ||@\\-------|| || || || \\ || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Texas Longhorn Steer Texas Longhorn Bull __ (__) ( ) (__) (oo) / (oo) _______\/ / \ _______\/ / / \ /| | / | || / \ / || || * ||-__-|| (_____________) * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Pregnant Cow Hanger De-calf-inated (__) (__) iiiiIiiii (oo) (oo) '|o o|` /---------\/ ---------\/ ________\_/ /| | || / | || / | | * |__|-----|| //____\-----|| # ||ww____|| || || * || || || || ~~ ~~ cow-boy cow-girl Happy Hannucow! (or a Sco(w)ttish cow-boy) \_ ^ \ | **~~~~~~~ _____) \___ | **~~~~~~~ __/ \__ (__) | ~~~~~~~~~ _/ \ (oo) | ~~~~~~~~~ / ____ ( ) \/ | / / __/ \__ |o o| /( \/| /| ||_/ \ \ / ( ) | ^^^^^^^^^"^// /^^^^^^^^^^^^^\ \\^^^^^^^^^^ /~\ | // / | || [][] [][] Patriotic Cow Sha-MOO /\ / \ / \ | | / * * \ / ** * \ / * ** \ ** / * * \ ** ** . . . | | * * <--- the world . . / **** \ * * . . . / * * \ ** ** . . . / **** \ ** . / * * \ . | | . / **** \ . / * \ . . . / **** \ . . / * \ . . / **** \ | | . . . | **** | | * * | . . . | **** | . . . | * * | . . . |------------------------------| . . | (__) (__) (__) (__) (__) | . . . /| (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) |\ / | /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ /\/\ | \ . . . . / |=|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|==|=| \ . . / | | | | | | | | | | | | \ . / USA | ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ ~||~ |NASA \ . |______| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ |______| . . (______________||______________) . . . /_\ /_\ . . . !!! !!! The herd shot 'round the world. (_ _) ___ (o o) (__) ]- -_( ) (++) /- O O /____O/ / | || /| || * ||-___-|| * ||--|| ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ This cow belongs to This cow belongs to Mr. Bill Rosanne Barr _________(__)___ | -------------- |\ (__) (__) "slurp" /|| || \ (oo) (oo) / ||milkfat 1% || \ /-------\/ \/-------\ * * ||______________|| / / | || \__/ || | \ * |________________|/ * ||----|| | | ||-----|| * * || || ~~ ~~ |__| ~~ ~~ * ~~ ~~ * cowoperation ---------------------- / - - - - - - - - --- / / - - - - - - - - --- / ---------------------- (oooo) personal cowmputer oo( -0 )oo / ------------ \/ / | | /| / | ----\_/ | / | > < ||| ||| / | ||| ||| |/ | ~~ ~~ \ | Wendy Wellesley Cow- /| // (__) note the shapely figure and painted / /\// (oo) hooves---and the sexy wink reserved | | / /-------\/ for MIT men. | / / | || | / * ||----|| | / ^^ ^^ _____ * |/ breacowt! (_____) / ( OO )_____________ / (/~~\) ######### \/ |\------------\ \O_/ * * * * |= = = = = =|- SCUD ) | ######### | |/------------/ | |__________| | || | || | || | || | ~~~~ ~~~~ Saddam moo-sein @ (__) (__) _____/ /| (oo) _ (oo)/----/_____ * _o\______/_|\_\/_/_|__\/|____|//////== *- * * - /_________ \ 00 | 00 | /== -* * - [_____/^^\_____\_____|_____/^^\_____] *- * - \__/ \__/ Cow-mobile (()) (()) |||| (oo) (oo) /------\/ (OO) /------\/ /| | /------\/ /| | * ||----|| /| | * ||----|| ^^ ^^ * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Don King cow Don King cow after Buckwheat cow getting electric shock (Otay? Otay!) /\ / \ (__) __ (oo) (oo) (oo) /------\/ /-ooo--\/ /------\/ /| | /|o | o | /| | * ||----|| * ||o^o || * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ "Conehead" cow Anti-war cow Sinead O'Connor Cow o o - - O Moo!!!! ghost-cow sleeping ghost-cow Cow-nty Police Officer Cow-nty Police Car ___ [___] ____|___|____ (o o) / [__] \ /------------\-/ / (oo) \ / | ||^ |V / |\/| \ | | <**> | |-----------------| * -----/\------ | Cow-Price | || O O || |_________________| || || \_________________/ || || | | | | oo oo |__| |__| (With gun and Handcuffs) (it's a Cow-Price) (Classic of course) \ / \ / (__) \ (__) / /\/\_(oo) \ /\/\_(oo) / // == \ // == / / | /\/\|| \ / | /\/\|| / * || || \ * || || / ^^ ^^ \___^^____^^_____/ Silly cow (his father was a camel) Sillycow-valley. ___ __ __ _ (( /\ (__) ( /\/ \(__) (__) // \\ /\ (oo) \ /\\/(oo) _(oo) // ,----\ /\--\/ ,----\ /\--\/ /----/ \\/ // ( ) ) ) // || ( ) ) ) // || / ||-- ( ) ==== `-----//--|| `-----//--|| * || \_( ) // ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ ^ beecows Cownan the barbarian (__) (__) (oo) (oo) /-------\/ /-----------------\/ / | || / | /qwertyuiop \|| * ||----|| * || asdfghjl; || ^^ ^^ || zxcvbnm,./ || sliced cow ^^ ^^ keyboard-cower ( ) (oo) /--------\/ / || || * ||------|| || || ( ) || || (oo) || || | | | | /--------\/ || || || || || || / || || || || || || || || * ||------|| || || || || * ||------|| || || || || || || \ || || || || || || || || \--------/\ || || || || || || (oo) ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ( ) high cow very high cow broken very high cow __ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (\/) (oo) < vv > /-------\/ /-------\/____) / \ / | || / |______ | | /| |\ * || || || || __ / |( )| \ ____||_____||_____/ _______ / ||""||\ \ cow san /___||__||_*_\ Ge-cow-logist ~~ ~~ Cownt Dracula (__) ( ) * ` (OO)' (00) // \_/-------\/ ` ___ \/___// || ||_. ` /---\_/---\ %_/ ~-----\ ------------------ ~ l l l___________l ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ l ll ll l // // // / / | \\ \ \ \\\ l v v l - - Cow on a hot tin roof A 'cow'ntant \ ,_________________./ / (__) -/.__________________ - oo ) \ (__) / \ _!_/_ \ (oo) / !--!-\___/ !\ \.\/./ !__! ! ! \ | | \___/ * | | / W \ / | | ! ! o / / / \' ! ! /|\/' | \ ______/_\_________________|______\ _____ Cow from ^ ^ Velke Popovice Brewery David and Cowliath . . . . . __ __ . ||______________________|| . . || __________________ || / || | (__) | || . . / || | (oo) | || | -|| | _\/_ | || . . \ || |=---------/(())\-\| || (\ |\-----------------------\ . (\ || \_______________________\ \|| | | . \| | (O) |-----------| (O) | . \ | |-----------| | . . \ | PETERBILT | . \| | . (=========================) |_||_| |_||_| . \ . \ Pompano Beach or bust! ^^^ ^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ ++++++++++ ************************ ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / *********************************** \ / \ ^(__) / \ / (@@) / 82nd Cowborne Cowtrooper \|__\/__ | | | | | | |__|-^- / \ \__* | | ^ ^ ----------------------------------------------- | U. S. Federal Prison | |---------------------------------------------| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |^ | (__) | ^| | | | | | | | | | | | | \| (00) |/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | \__\/__/ | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | | |-| | | | | | | | | | | | | | | / \ \_ | | | | | | | | | | | | | |/ \| \* | | | | | | | | | | | | ^ ^ | | | | | | | ----------------------------------------------- Former Panamanian General "I'm not a Mule" Manny Cowiega --------------------------------------------------------- ---.---.---.-------.---|.-- ---------|---|---- --.-.---.---- (__) -----.---.---|- -|---|- __) (++)___ -----.---|--- ----| ^\ ^\ (xx) ___\//---^ -----.---|-- ----- | \____\_\/ / \ \_____ ---.--- ========= - \_____/\ ^ . \_/____ ^ -==== . - - / \ ' ^ . - . \ / . ^ - \ ` ^ ` ` ` Former despot Romanians Nicolae and Madame Cow-cescu (__) (OO) __ \/ |__| // \ | // \ \ | ^^ \// \ | /-------------\ -----------------------/ Panama \ ----------------------/ or \ / Bust! \ _____________/---------------------\_____________ / \ / \ \ / \_________________________________________________/ M1 Abrams Cow Commander (__) * (OO) | \/ | // \ ----- // \ \ / \ ^^ \// \ / \ // \ | | --^^------ * / \ \ ____ / / / \ |||||| | \ | |||||| / \ \ |||||| | / | |||||| /___________\_______\ |||||| / |||||| (_/) __||||||||__ (@@) | .,....,. | \/ | ...,.,.. | ------------ Cow Bell (or the Liberty Cow Bell) The Acowdemy Award ____________________________________________________________________ | ________________________________________________________ | | 10 ) T H E U N I T E D S T A T E S O F A M E R I C A ( 10 | | / ........... ____ \ | | | / \ A10806726C | | | | 1 (A) | (__) | ___ __ __ 1 | | | | | (oo) | | |_ |\ | | | | | A10806726C | _\/_ | | |__ | \| | | | | 1 .......... \//;;/\/ ........... 1 | | | \ ......... _______________ ........ / | | 10 )___________________/ TEN DOLLARS \____________________( 10 | |______________________________________Abortion Rally calls__________| Cownterfeit >>>----> *___ ______ \ __|_**_|__ >>>----> \ | . . | \ _______________\ / * ( | | US CALV| \o/ >>>----> / /\ |_________| \-- | ( / / \ \__________\_\ ---| | >>>----> . ( ) / / \ \ \ \ |*| . / / \ \ \ \ . /* \ \*\ \*\ The CALVelry COWard ____ | | . . vv vv __|__|__ \ / ||----|| * \00/ \__/ || | / /-----------C\/C (oo) /\-------/ / | CCCC /-------\/ (oo) / ||_________CCCC / | || (~~) * || || * ||----|| nn nn ^^ ^^ Australian view of a North American Cow Abraham Lincow This cow belongs to "My Favorite Martian" (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (__) >------\/------< >------\/------< (oo) | | | | | | | | >------\/------< | | | | | | | | | | | | | | || | | | | || | | | `____' | | `----' | | `-OO-' | `--|--|--' `--|--|--' `--|--|--' | | | | | | ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ "FLASHER" calf "FLASHER" steer "FLASHER" bull (Big Mac) (_____) _____________ \0 0/ / \ _________(o o) XXXXXXXXXXXXX / | U | \_____________/ * | /______ _ | || || || || this is a cow... this is a cow on drugs Any questions?? . \---) (__) * |o o) ==== / (---\o/--\ /-------\/ (___)--------|/ | |#| ) | / | || (o o) || | |#| ) | * ||-||-|| YY ( )-||--I--|| ^ |#| ) ~ ^^ ^^ ^^ ||--I--||-( ) ^^ //--\ || ^^(o o)--< // | \ This cow is from Mars. /|--------(---)--< || * | / ^^ ~ * "69" Cowborg * * * * * * (__) * * _--_ ( oo) * _- )\ '| * /| ) _ \ \ ~~ * * / \ \-- \ \ *-' // / > > > > / / * / / * _ _ -- _ _ / \ * * / _ _ _ \ | / \| * | | * | | * * | | | | * | \_ _ _ /| \ / * \ _ _ _ / * --- "COW JUMPED OVER MOO_N, REVISITED" (__) (__) \__\/__/ {}\ (oo) l l /----\----\/ l__l / | \ |\ / l__\ * || >-+-\ <\ / / || | ())))) \ \ )))))) ^^ ^ / )))) \ \)))))) / \ / ( bum steer ~~~~ \ / ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Cowabunga!! (__) (~~) V __ (__) (__) /--------\/ | / \ (oo) (oo) * | | ----: /-- --\/ /-------\/ {BIG MAC} >--: |----| / | || / | |---/ | | * ||-----|| * ||----| ^ ^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^ beef jerky cowsimodo cownibal _______\ -<| CUD \ /-<|_______/ (__)// / ((|)) (oo)/ ($ $) \// /-------\_/ * / | / | ||__='/-----// /\|___===< | __^^____^^__/ ___^_____^^__/ __oo____*o__. | | oo oo oo oo `////\\\\ Cow on skate-board Cow at running Cow without skate-board (watch out!) _______________________________________________________________________________ /\__ Sheeping sleep @@@@@@@@@@@ - \ ..er,I mean @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ Sleeping sheep @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @___@@@@@@@@@@@__@ /\_____ / O \ / \ @@@@@@@@@@ / Concieted @@@@@@@@@@@@@@_______/ sheep. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ ___ || || / | ~~ ~~ / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# @@@@@@@@@@_______# /\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@ @ \ Had to put this one in, @@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ really,didn't I? @@@@@@@@@@=@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ __ @@@@@@@\ \ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ / / || || || ~~~ ~~ ~~ || || __ |\\ || ||\\ || || \\ || /\__ || \\|| @@@@@@@@@@ O \ ||___\||________________________ @@@@@@@@@@@@@___/ ||\ || . ....\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . . . \ @@@@@@@@@ || \ || . . \ ( >> >> || \|| . . . \ ~~ ~~ \ || _______________ \ ( \ ||______ | HIGH JUMP |_______\ \ ||| \_____________/ | ( @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \||| || | |||____________||______________| || WOOLY JUMPER. || || ~~ ___ / | / - \ \ @@ @@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@______# (_____) @@@@@@@@@@_______# ( @ @ ) @@@@@@@@@@@@ ---------\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@| \O/ Sheep performing an act of buggery @@@@@@@@@@=| | on a cow. @@@@@@@\ \|---------|| @ / /|| || ~~~~~ ~~ The starsheep enterprise.... (\___/) ( O O ) /@@\ \ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _________ @@@ @@@@@@@@ _____/ @@@ @@@@@@ __/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ _/ . @@@@@SHP-1701@@@@@@@@@@@-( _/ . . @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ / . . . _/. /. . /. . . / . /. . . / . . (\ /) ( \_/ ) (\_/) @@@@@@@@@@|~ ~| @@@@@@@@@@|===| @@@@@@@@@@@@\O O/ @@@@@@@@@@@@\___/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_/ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\o/ @ @@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@ || || || || ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ VULCAN SHEEP. ROBOSHEEP ~~ ~~ || || @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ DEAD SHEEP. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\___ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ -___/ \/ ___________________ ______________ | || | | ZORBA'S | | || | |Greek | | #####________#### | | Takeaway.. | | ####| . ..|### |_ (((()))) ############################# | #####| . ..|#### |\\ ( ) | #####| . ..|#### | \\ ( O O ) | | ..| | \\ ___\ __ /__ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / \__/ | ######| ..|##### | \\ / | ######\____/##### | \\ / /| | ####### || ###### | \\ / / | ZORBA'S | ' || ' | @@/ / | | || ' | <@@/ | |\_________________/| @@ |__________ ######################################|********** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |*****|**** _______________________________________________________________________________ _______________________________________________________________________________ ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| DEAD SHEEP IN A MORE FAMILIAR FORM. ############################################################################## ############################################################################## ____________________________/ ____ ____ ____ ____ || || || || || | | | | |~~~~| | | /__\ /__\ (__) (__) (__) | | |~~| | | |~~| \~~/ \ / \ / \ / || || || || (\___/) ______________________________ (O O) @@\ /@@ @@@@@\_/@@@@@ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ @@ ## @@ @@@@ ___/ / /@@@@@@@@@@@\ \ @@ ## _||_ @@@@ C| | \ // / / @@@@@@@@@@@ \ \ || || / LA \ | |) \__/ || @@@/ @@@@@@@@@@@ \@@@ || || | | |__| ############################################################################### ############################################################################### ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| |||||||||||||||||||||||||||| U N I O N B A A |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| BAA - TENDER. /\____ / O \ @@@@@@@@___/ @@@@@@@@@@ / ( @@@@@@@@@@======@--/---)_/) @@@@@@@@@@@ O | | @@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ ############# BAA - BER. @@@@@@@@@ ############### || || ############### ~~ ~~ ############### ########## ############# # # |\ /| # # ||\ /|| # # ~~ | | ~~ ________________#________#_____________|_|______________________ BAA - RT SIMPSON. |\/\/\/\/| | | | O O |@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ __ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \__/@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @ | | | | | | | | ~~~~ ~~~~ (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@| O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\\__/ Hic! @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\_U <--- Pissed BAA - stard. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ Hic! || || |@@@| ~~ ~~ C| | #################### \___/ _____ ################################ _/ / \_ _/ / \_ / / \ \_____________/ |O O| \ / @@\ - /@@ /@@@@\_/@@@@\\ /@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@ _\ / /@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ \\ |______ @@@@@@@@@ \\ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@@@ @@@@@@@@@@@ || @ || ~~ ~~ NAPOLEONIC SHEEP. (\___/) @@@@@@@@@@@@@@|O O| @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@\ / @@ @@ \_/ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ Baa Stool @@ @@ @@ @@ @@______@@ @@______@@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ @@ BAA - ROOOOOM!!! __________________________ / (\__/) === \ ___ / |O O| \ ___ |___|/___@@\__/@@___________________\|___| . /________________________________\ . || \=======*=======/ || . . ################################## ... .... . . .. \____________|BAA 1|_____________/ . .... . . . .. #### ------- #### ... . . . . ..... #### #### .. ... .. . Now here come the OWLS. ___ v v v ___ ___ <*,*> <*,*> <*,*> <`,'> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] =^`-'^= -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- " " owl punk owl owl with antlers chinese owl flying owl ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ <+,+> <@,@> <*,*> <-,-> <$,$> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"--- -"-"- -"-"- drunk owl owl junkie one legged owl shrewd owl greedy owl _ ___ ___ _|||_ /_\ <#,#> <*,*> <*,*> [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] [`-'] -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- -"-"- T-V owl owl with glasses owl with top-hat owl with fez ___ ___ _____ _ <*,*> <*,*> /o \_/ | * * [`-// [`o'] [ _ | "owl" -"-"- -"-"- `-----' `-' owl with sling medalion owl surreal owl owl in cave owl ___ ___ <*,-> <*,*> [`-'] [`S'] -"-"- -"-"- confidential owl super owl = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = THE BIRTH OF THE COWS (in the words of Stephen L. Schultz, the Creator) = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Now, as for how it all started. Well, I think John Christensen, my old roomate, was the first person to discover: (__) (oo) \/ looked like a cow's head. He once transmitted it vie write to someone else and has it say, "MOO". I suppose it originated from (* *) which in are implementation of PASCAL was begin and end comment. And he just added the rest of it. Then, as I said earlier, our system had crashed, and I was sitting around talking with a friend, Geordie Kleuber. He was working on some project or other and needed to know ANSI escape sequences. As I had just finished writing graphics primitives in MACRO-11 for a project I was working on, I knew them cold. So I demonstrated how to position the cursor and how to turn attributes on and off. I was doing this in local mode, and wanted something to draw, so I drew one of John's "MOOs" as he called them. Then, as I need more attributes to turn on and off, I added the rest of the body. Being the corny person that I am, and seeing as how the Chernobyl incident was current events at the time, I decided to make the entire cow blink. Then I made the entire cow blink and bold. Then I made the entire cow blink, bold, and reverse video. And I added captions underneath, "Within 100 miles of Chernobyl" "Within 10 miles of Chernobyl" and "Within 1 mile of Chernobyl." Geordie thought it was hilarious. And as we had a local newsgroup, local.noise (now csh.noise since the organization was Computer Science House) for posting all sorts of ramblings. I decided to make an entire posting out of the cows. The house loved them, and so I continued to make up more. Meanwhile, unbeknownst to me, Adam Stein, a house member who was cooping at Xerox, took copies of them and posted them to rec.humor there. Because at the time, CSH did not have a full news feed, and only got incoming news, nothing went back out. Adam one day forwarded me some letters of people praising the cows. I didn't know until the third or fourth posting that they were going out. Not that I minded. It was funny. For the next year or so, people would tell me how while they were on coop in YourCity, USA they would see my cows posted on the wall. When I was at a DECUS once, someone recognized my name (I was giving a talk on Imaging Science) as the creator of the cows and made mention of it and about 20 people in the audience knew what he meant when he spoke of the "net cows." It was kind of neat. Since then, they have taken on a life of their own. I had no idea how many new ones had been created. Some of them are so intricate, it amazes me someone took the time to do it. Someone once suggested putting them into a book, but I said, "They wouldn't make it in a book. They only live on the net. There they have character. In a book, they are just characters." I'd much rather see them live in the public domain anyways. Especially since there have been so many contributions from so many different people. It really is kind of neat. Who'd of thunked it? :) - Steve = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = THE ORIGINAL GUIDE TO COWS = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = Today, we are going to compare and contrast those lovely little bovines. So sit back and enjoy, but don't forget to take notes. There may be a surprise quiz sometime next week. (__) (oo) U /-------\/ /---V / | || * |--| . * ||----|| ^^ ^^ Cow at 1 meter. Cow at 100 meters. Cow at 10,000 meters. (__) )__( vv vv (oo) (oo) ||----|| * /-------\/ *-------\/ || | / / | || / | || /\-------/ * ||----|| / ||----|| (oo) ^^ ^^ vv vv (~~) American Cow Polish Cow Australian Cow (__) (__) (__) (oo) ____ (oo) _---_(oo) /-------\/ /- --\/ /- -\/ / | || / | || /| || * ||----|| * ||___-|| * ||___-|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Freshman Cow Arriving at RIT After the "Freshman 15" After the "Freshman 20" (__) (__) (__) (OO) (@@) (xx) /-------\/ /-------\/ /-------\/ / | || / | || / | || * ||----|| * ||----|| * ||----|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow who drank Jolt Cow who ate Cow who used Jolt to wash psychadelic mushrooms down psychadelic mushrooms [5m(__) [7m(__) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m(oo) [7m(oo) [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/-------\/ [7m/-------\/ [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m/ | || [7m/ | || [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m* ||----|| [7m* ||----|| [0m [7m [5m [0m [5m^^ ^^ [7m^^ ^^ [0m [7m [5m [0m Cow within 100 miles Cow within 10 miles Cow within 1 mile of Chernobull of Chernobull of Chernobull Note: Chernobull is intentionally misspelled to avoid an international incident. It was never intended as a bad pun. Yah, right. The following three cows were supposed to be appearing with the Celebrity Cows in the last issue, however, I found out that they were sitting around a bar getting drunk discussing what exactly is art. The cows' conclusion: Art is a bunch of Bull(s). Sorry, but I couldn't resist, Hawk, Sesquipedalianite and Head of Heffer Control. (____) (____) (____) (oo ) (o o) ( O O) /-----------\ / /-----\ /---- /-----------\ / / || | \/ / | | \/ | / || | \/ / || |||| \ | | | | | / || |||| * ||||-----|||| *| | |-----| | | * ||||-----|||| /\/\ /\/\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ^^^^ ^^^^ This cow belonged This was Salvatore No one was sure whether to Pablo Picasso Dali's favorite cow M.C. Escher's cow had four legs or eight . . . And now, the Golden Bovine Awards! (__) (oo) (_) /-------\/ V / | || /G\ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ^^ ^^ | | \ (__) (___) (oo) (_) (O O) /-------\/ V \ /---------\ / | || /G\ O || | \ * ||----|| ___[B]___ ||-----|| * ^^ ^^ | | ^^ ^^ ...and with its onboard floating point and dual I and D cache buffers, the CLIPPER will blow the doors off of any micro in its class. QUICK, ONE'S COMING !!! \ \ \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| | | /----\ /----\ +-+ /----\ / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ MOO Oh, how boring it must / be to be a cow. (__) (__) \ (__) (oo) (oo) _______ (oo) /-------\/ \/-------\ // ||\ \ \/-------\ / | || || | \ _____//___||_\ \___ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ) _ _ \ ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ |_/ \________/ \___| ^^ ^^ ______________________________________\_/________\_/__________________________ ...So explain to me again how they were able to acheive zero wait states... \ It's party time! \ \ (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) \/ \/ \/ /----\ /----\ /----\ /| |\ /| |\ /| |\ ^ | | ^ ^ | | ^-+ ^ | | ^ | | | | |C| [BUD]| |[BUD] /----\ /----\ +-+ [SIX]/----\[SIX] / \ \ / \ \ / \ \ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ ^ * ^ CLIPPER is a trademark of the Fairchild Semiconductor Corporation, BUD is a trademark of Anheiser Busch Brewing, and "Far Side" is a New York Times Syndication. / / And we're just stupid cows. (__) / (oo) (__) /-------\/ (oo) / | || \/-------\ * ||----|| || | \ ^^ ^^ ||----|| * ^^ ^^ Many people have been asking me why there are so many different kinds of milk on the shelves. Not just different brands, but different types, like Whole or Low-Fat. Well, I have decided to answer that question in full. Listed below are most of the major types of milk available on the market today and with them are the type of cow that produces the milk. Most American citizens don't even begin to realize all of the carefull in-breeding that went into producing these strains of dairy cows so that the average consumer would have a wide selection of milk to choose from. In fact, most Americans are ignorant of tha fact that this many different types of cows exist. Most people beleive that all cows look alike. Not so, as we are soon to find out. (__) (__) __) (oo) (oo) o) /-------\/ /-------\/ / | O || * ||----|| * ||----|| || || ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (W)hole Milk. Low-Fat Milk. 2% Milk. (__) (dd) . /-------\/ / | || U . * ||----|| /---V . ^^ ^^ * |--| . Cow that gives Cow that gives Cow that gives (gave) Vitamin D Milk. Condensed Milk. Evaporated Milk. Warning: Two of the last three are crude. (__) __(oo) (__) / \/ (__) (___) milk / \\ (oo) (O O) /-------\/ /| /-^^---\/ /--------\ / / | || / | /| || / | ||O * ||----|| * || ||----|| * ||@\---|| ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Cow that gives Cows that give Cow that gives Pasteurized Milk. Homogenized Milk. Cream. I warned you. In an attempt to cash in on the cow craze that swept local.noise, Detroit has decided to produce a complete line of auto-moo-biles. Japan was quick to follow suit and produced a few cows too, as were a couple of European countries. Below is a list of the auto-moo-biles reviewed by "Cow and Track" magazine. Before you read the list, I would like to point out that a friend of mine recently purchased a particular brand of automobile and we have been kidding her about the small size of this automobile. It is intended to needle this person, but if you wish to take offense and want to flame me for degrading the car, then please, feel free to send all flames to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!adam If you wish to make any constructive comments or suggestions to add to my collection of cows, please mail to: rochester!ritcv!ritcsh!hawk (__) Stephen L. Schultz (oo) Head of Heifer Control /-------\/ Computer Science House / | || Rochester Institute of Technology * ||----|| Rochester, New York 14623 ^^ ^^ Here are the national standards for wheel-base classification: (__) (__) (__) (__) (oo) (oo) (oo) (oo) /-----------\/ /---------\/ /-------\/ /-----\/ / | || / | || / | || / | || U * ||--------|| * ||------|| * ||----|| * ||--|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Full-Size Cow Mid-Size Cow Compact Cow Sub-Compact Cow Yugo These are some of the various models offered: __ (__) ______ (__) (__) (__) / \ (oo) / \ (oo) (oo) \ (oo) / ---\/ * --\/ /| |---\/ @ ---\/ * | || | || * |______| || /| || U ||----|| ||--------|| ||--------|| * ||------|| /---V OO OO OO OO OO OO OO OO * O--O Hatch-Back Station Wagon Pick-up Truck Convertable Roller Skate Although some people like to customize their cows: (__) \ (oo) \ /-------\/ (__) \__) / | || /---_ (__) (oo) (oo) * ||----|| / | -_(oo) /-----------\[] /--------\/ OOO OOO * ||-_ |\/ / | |[] /|=======|| * U O O O O || -_|| * ||--------|| * ||------||( \---V OOO OOO OO OO OO OO @@ @@ O--O Beach-comber's A Low-Rider Chevy Impala Aluminum alloy Yugo with Deluxe with Fuzzy Dice rims, fog lamps, rear cb radio, and spoiler custom pin-striping Then there are the luxury cows: (__) (oo) /---------------------------------------------\/ / | || U * ||------------------------------------------|| /-----V OO OO * O----O Stretch Limo Yugo Limo And the workforce of the interstate cowing industry: /------------------------------------------ / | | / | Upstate Milk Cooperatives | (_____) / | | ( O O ) / | | \ / * |________________________________________|___\ / OO OO OO OO O . .__.,, The Eighteen Hoofer Yugo after being run over by the 18 hoofer Many people have been asking what the most read magazine is amongst the bulls in the pen. Well the answer is an easy one, it's PLAYBULL. But not too many people know who own's PLAYBULL, so I thought it would be nice to head out to the PLAYBULL Mansion and meet the founder and editor, Hugh Heifer. - Steve Schultz Head of Heifer Control Here is Hugh Heifer himself, with a couple of his PLAYBULL Bunnies. Of course, whenever Hugh is around the mansion, he always wears his comfortable silk bathrobes. \ / \ / \__/ (___) \__/ (oo) (o o) (oo) /-------\/ /---+----\ / \/-------\ / | || / | | ||O || | \ * ||----|| * ||-+---|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Meanwhile, in the photo studios in the back of the mansion, we see next issues centerfold posing in front of the camera. (__) O (o[o]| * (__) /-------\/ v / (oo)v / | ||_/ \-------\/ \ * ||----| v____/ / \/ ^^ ^ v___\____v/___/ Probably an RIT Is this one beautiful photo graduate bovine, or what? Well, if you liked the way the centerfold looked, you may want some biographical data: Name: Ingrid Age: 4 Occupation: Dairy producer Major Turn-ons: A well charged cattle prod Major Turn-offs: A stud pen with too many cows and not enough bulls Favorite TV Show: T.J. Hoofer Favorite Rock Group: George Thorocud Favorite Sexual Position: Up against the barbed wire Ambitions in Life: To be in heat during the running of the bulls Our system ( VAXIMG ) is currently down for FCO's, and so, having nothing better to do ( not necessarily true, but nothing better that I want to do ) I decided to draw a few cows. These cows are from the Corner Crew, so watch out, they are loud and obnoxious at hockey games. - Hawk (_ _) (__) (o o) (oo) \ /-------\ /-------\/ || | \ * ||----|| ||----|| * ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Strawberry Shortcake Banana Split (__) (__) * (oo) (oo) / /-------\/ \/-------/ / | || || | o * ||----|| ||----|| ooo :: :: ^^ ^^ oooooo (__) (__) (oo) (oo) \/-------\ /-------\/ \\ \ \ / / // \\----\\ * * //----// ^^ ^^ ^^ ^^ Shift to the left Shift to the right (__) (oo) /--\/--\ (__) / | | \ (oo) ^ | | ^ ---\/----< /----\ | \-+-< / \ \ | | ^ * ^ *__|__-+-<-< Stand up Sit down (__) * (__)(__) (xx) \ (@@)(oo) /-------\/ >---\------\/ \/-------\ / | || | ||>---| || \ * ||----|| |-----|| |----|| * ^^ ^^ ^ ^^ ^ ^^ Fight, fight, fight!
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