Dinner For One oder Der 90. Geburtstag

Im folgenden Text steht 'MS' für Miss Sophie und 'J' für James.

     Viel Spass!


     J :  Good Evening, Miss Sophie.
     MS:  Good Evening, James !
     J : You are looking very well this evening, Miss Sophie.
     MS:  Well, I am feeling very much better, thank you, James.
     J :  - Good, good ...
     MS:  Well, I must say, everything looks very nice.
     J : Thank you so much, Miss Sophie, thank you.
     MS: Is everybody here ?
     J : Indeed, they are , yeah, yes ... They are all here for your anniversary, Miss Sophie.
     MS:  All five place laid out ?
     J :  All laid out as usual.
     MS:  Sir Toby ?
     J :  - Sir Toby, yes. He's sitting here this year, Miss Sophie.
     MS:  Admiral von Schneider ?
     J :  - Admiral von Schneider is sitting here, Miss Sophie.
     MS:  Mr. Pommeroy ?
     J :  - Mr. Pommeroy I put 'round here for you.
     MS:  My very dear Friend, Mr. Winterbottom ?
     J :  - On your right, as you requested, Miss Sophie.
     MS: Thank you. You may now serve the Soup.
     J : The Soup, thank you very much, Miss Sophie, Thank you. They are all waiting for you.- Little drop of Mulligatawny soup, Miss Sophie ...
     MS:  I am particulary fond of Mulligatawny Soup, James.
     J :  - Yes, I know you are.
     MS:  I think we'll have Sherry now with the soup.
     J :  Sherry with the soup, yes ... Oh, by the way, the same procedure as
          last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MS:  Same procedure as every year, James.
     J :  Same procedure as every year, James ...
     MS: Is that a dry sherry; James ?
     J : Yes, a very dry sherry, Miss Sophie. A very dry. Straight out of the cellar, this morning.
     MS:  Sir Toby !
     J :  - Cheerio, Miss Sophie !
     MS:  Admiral von Schneider !
     J :  - Ad ...Must I say this year, Miss Sophie ?
     MS:  Just to please me, James.
     J :  Just to please you, very good, yes. Skol !
     MS:  Mr. Pommeroy !
     J :  - Happy new year, Sophie !
     MS:  And dear Mr. Winterbottom !
     J :  Well, here we are again, old lovely ...
     MS: You may now serve the fish.
     J : Fish. Very good, Miss Sophie. Did you enjoy the soup ?
     MS:  - Delicious, James.
     J : Thank you, Miss Sophie. Glad you enjoyed it. -
          Little bit of North Sea haddock, Miss Sophie ?
     MS:  I think we'll have white wine with the fish.
     J :  White wine with the fish. The same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MS: The same procedure as every year, James.-
          Sir Toby !
     J : Cheerio, Sophie, me gal ...
     MS:  Admiral von Schneider !
     J :  - Must I ?
     MS:  James, please, please ...
     J :  - Skol !
     MS:  Mr. Pommeroy !
     J :  - Happy new year, Sophie gal.
     MS:  Mr. Winterbottom !
     J :  - You look younger than ever, love! Younger than ever! Hi, hi, hi ...
     MS: Please serve the chicken !
     J :  - Ya ...
     MS: That looks a very fine bird ?!
     J : That's a lovely chu... chuk... chicken, that I'll tell you, a lovely...
     MS:  I think, we'll have Champagne with the bird !
     J : Champagne, ya...Sssame procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MS:  Same procedure as every year, James !
     J :  Sophie my gal ...
     MS:  Admiral von Schneider !
     J :  - Must I ?
     MS:  James !
     J : Ssskol !
     MS:  Mr. Pommeroy !
     J :  Happy new year, Sophie gal ...
     MS:  Mr. Winterbottom !
     J : It's one of the nicest little women, one of the nicest little women, that's ever breathed, ever breathed...I now declare this bazar opened !
          - Would you like some fruit ?
     MS:  I think we'll have port with the fruit !
     J :  Oh, no! Ssssame procedure as last...
     MS: Yes, same procedure as every year, James !-
          Sir Toby !
     J :  - Sugar in the morning, sugar ...
     MS:  Admiral von Schneider !
     J :  - Ssshkol !
     MS:  Mr. Pommeroy !
     J :  - I'm sorry, madam, sorry.
     MS:  Mr. Winterbottom !
     J :  - Huh, I'll kill that cat !
     MS:  Well, James, it's been really a wonderful party !-
     J :  Well, it's been most enjoyable.
     MS:  I think I'll retire.
     J : You're going to bed ?
     MS: Yes.
     J : Sit down, I'll give you a hand up, Madam.
     MS:  As I was saying, I think, I'll retire ...
     J : Ya...ya. - By the way, the same procedure as last year, Miss Sophie ?
     MS: The same procedure as every year, James !
     J :  Well - I'll do my very best ! 

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